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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âIn an employment trend that industry leaders are calling âdire,â thousands of Presidential fact checkers have been laid off during Joe Bidenâs first hundred days in office.
Harland Dorrinson, the executive director of the American Society of Presidential Fact Checkers, said that Biden has single-handedly destroyed the employment picture for many of the groupâs members.
âOver the past three months, Americaâs Presidential-falsehood infrastructure has all but collapsed,â Dorrinson said. âWe have not experienced such a devastating downturn since Richard M. Nixon left office, in 1974.â
Dorrinson acknowledged that many in the Presidential-fact-checking profession had got complacent during the four years prior to Bidenâs Inauguration. âThose were boom times for our industry,â he said. âWe should have realized that they were too good to last.â